Alright, if you’re here you either read my wicked awesome 2012 survival book or you’re a complete cheap ass and just looked at the cover on Amazon and decided to go straight to the website on the inside cover. Either way you got here, thank you! But seriously, if you haven’t bought that book yet,… you should feel really bad. I worked really hard on that bastard and you’re really hurting my feelings right now. Just kidding. Not really. but seriously kidding. seriously I’m not.
Anyway, if you did read the book you probably didn’t learn anything. In fact, I know you didn’t. That book is complete bullshit but it is funny. If you actually follow my survival strategies you will die in a post apocalypse world. So, I promised you on this website that I’d show you some things that would actually give you the skills you need to survive.
The one thing that I did say in my book that is absolutely true is that if you want to survive in any disaster scenario, apocalypse scenario or just any ol’ shit hit the fan type of scenario, you’re going to have to learn how to be a badass.
So, there’s two things you need to know in order to survive. Basic survival techniques and how to become a proficient fighter! Know luckily for me I got all my training in the good ol’ military, but for most folks you’ll need some training. So I’ve gathered a couple of the top survival and self defense training programs out there on the web that I’d recommend and put them on this page. Now you’ll have no excuse for being a pathetic d’bag when 2012 comes around or any other fuck driven scenario.
Top Urban Survival Training Programs – Don’t let the fact that both of these websites I’m recommending below look like crap foul you, my buddy Damian Campbell is a flippin’ survival genius and both these eBooks he’s selling are jam packed with the stuff you absolutely need to know in order to survive any disaster scenario that may come) Take a look and I’m sure you’ll agree Damian knows his shit!
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Top Self Defense / Fight Training Programs – These Two Programs are completely badass. Either one will give you the skills you need to kick some serious ass if you need to.
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Mind F#@% Anyone! – one good skill to survive in any disaster, apocalyptic scenario is the art of persuasion, being abl to “mind F#@%” people to make them do what you want them to do. This is actually a good skill for anytime really. Get girls, make the sale, get the job, get someone to work for you, make your boss LOVE you. Take a look at this course below.
An Actual 2012 Survival Guide – I know my survival guide is hilarious, but hilarious ain’t worth dick if you’re dead or dying. This book is the absolute shizznit for giving you the down-low on 2012 disaster scenarios and how exactly you can survive them.
Real Survival Books That Won’t Get You Killed
